28 August
Today I:
- Discovered that 2.5 years of mild flirting will not get you an invitation to cuteboy’s wedding.
- Furthered my agenda.
- Stopped kidding myself and had a bowl of chips.
- Checked email for results.
- Conceived a Fear Factor episode that I would win because I am the only person who would eat Madonna’s 50 year old legs in the Andes. “Naomi—evidently FEAR is not a FACTOR for you!” No, joe, not when it comes to Madonna’s 30 denier legs.
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