I interrupt you to say

25 September

Today I:

• Photoshopped my hair over my nana’s hair.
• Number of people stopped in their tracks by my “Go AWAY” paper coffee cup=0
• Would like to use HoboStd. How cool is that font name?
• Number of people who asked about my “Go AWAY” paper coffee cup=1
• One of the best things about Martin being away is missing the bin and not having to pick up straight away.
• Cannot get away from the run over by a reversing truck feeling.
• I should quantify how much of the month I spend feeling as if I have been run over by a truck.
• Run over by a reversing truck rating=7
• SMS of the day:

“We’re working on it”