26 August
Today I:
- Flirted outright with the office tree surgeon, only to have it pointed out later in the day that he is wearing orange shoes and a pink shirt.
- Forgot the toilet seat is further away when wearing platforms
- Resisted the urge to pinch cuteboy’s butt when passing
- Channeled positive energy which makes people smile. Why do they humour me?
- Ignored the cleaner. We have never enjoyed a great love.
- Ate fried fish, oily rice, half a potato and a lettuce leaf whist convincing myself I am eating healthy.
- Listened to a Russian concall on speakerphone, Da.
- Was wondering who the woman was who left her bikini top tied to the rail outside the Caesarea hippodrome?
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