Costa Rican goats go backwards

20 November
Today I:

• Soundtrack to get to work: KT Tunstall so loud that when I get into the car after work, I scare the bejesus out of the parking lot.
• No. of minutes after 7am I waited to have coffee SO I WOULDN’T LOOK DESPERATE=32
• Operation submitted as a batch job. Check email for results.
• Checked email for results.
• They take kosher seriously here. We have two separate dining rooms, one for meat and one for milk. In the past, we received email WITH PHOTOGRAPHS demonstrating how to use the red meaty squared trays on the square tables and the rounded orange dairy trays on the round tables. This is a subtle yet cunning way of making sure that a person eating a dairy lunch does not sit at the same table as somebody eating a meaty lunch. If you’re eating a chicken breast, not only can you not sit on the same table as someone sinking their teeth into a cheese sandwich, but your table can’t even be next to them. Because if that happens, the child cow steak would be insulted at being present in the same airspace as its mother’s milk in the béchamel sauce of a vegetable lasagna. And the lunching Jews in question would surely burn in hell at a temperature so high that no Hollywood special effects team could ever possibly capture it. Both dining rooms have outside areas which are close to but cordoned off from one another. Because a seat belt strip can totally save the situation.
  And then, today.Today when I look, today everything is jumbled up! And you know, I wouldn't give two hoots if you came at me waving a sirloin near my ice cream, but I guess I am anal retentive enough to let the disharmony of the situation get to me!
  Just look!
  
  And just to be clear, I’d rather not risk burning in hell at 3000°C.
• Operation submitted as a batch job. Check email for results.
• Checked email for results.
• Feel like listening to George Michael. You gotta have faith a faith a faith.
• Played to death: Wham! Last Christmas.
• No. of times put off going to the toilet until bladder was fit to burst: 3
• No. of times huband used gay voice to parody interviewees for his secretry position, army commanders and others: too many to count!