No no no, that's the elephant again

Today I:

• Was told I should be taking drugs. Or asked why I was not taking drugs. It was a bit ambiguous.
  
• Said "pass"with a northern British accent without anyone noticing.
  
• Laughed and laughed about how Pats will identify THE ONE.
  
• Identified multiple new facets of THE EXPERIMENT:
  1. Tell me to report missing time, tell me my password has expired, do not register the new passwords BIGTITS1 or 23FATBOYSREADYTOPARTY.
  2. Deny me access to the QA and support lab.
  3. Close the gates to the parking and have me wait for them to open e-v-e-r-s-o-s-l-o-w-l-y to enter or exit the parking lot.
• Loved you: because you figured out how to use the branch you had to retrieve the stick your friend threw into the fountain, and you didn't get wet.
• Loved you II: because I caught you in my wing mirror hanging out of the back window smelling the wind with happy abandon like a dog
  
• Delicious: special edition pink! M&M peanuts (may have been out of date)(didn't matter)