I'll have !anything but! the fish cakes, please

Israel is good for many things. Israelis are good at many jobs. But waitering: Nop.

-Can I tell you what the specials are today?
-Yes please.
-There's Fishcakes, there's--
-What do you mean "Fishcakes"?
-Fish that are like, er, well, cakes.
-What kind of fish? How are they served?
-ER...(looks at notepad)...I'll have to check...