Rosh Hashana recap:

29 September

Today I:

• Got up super-early to be brought to work (a story in itself! You try keeping cool as your husband ponders which way to turn out of the driveway and then does what can only be described as “crooning” to Xtina Aguilera—glad I was only in the car one way!) just to sit here straining my eyes because no-one enabled the lights up here.
• No. of times head CRAWLED=5 billion gazillion
• No. of minutes after 7am I waited to have coffee SO I WOULDN’T LOOK DESPERATE=18
• Was surprised to learn that there is a SALT LAKE in SALT LAKE City. I hadn’t thought there was. No, really. I love Utah.
• The color guy wore CUT OFF JEANS! And, obviously, a blue T-shirt. The day is blue. His sandals, however, *may* have been brown…

Rosh Hashana recap:

1. Was held at our house against my will.
2. Tidied up the house well.
3. Michael's father was an hour late because he went to the synagogue.
4. Michael's mother took a phone call just as Michael opened his mouth to do the blessings.
5. Michael didn't know how to do the blessings.
6. Too much food.
7. Food came out at different times.
8. Threw out all the leftovers 5 nights later.