Kipulations

8-9 October, Yom Kippers:

1. Did I fast? YES, mm I fasted between the pizza, chocolate, special K, tea, cake, fried halomi, pasta, salads, pita, cake, cookies, etc
2. Erev: children went to sleep at 5pm.
3. Erev II: mike went to sleep at 8pm.
4. Internet and Sex in the City Movie. Totally un-amused (I now know why I never followed more than half of one episode), apart from the moment where Samantha sees Miranda's bikini line and says "Honey, you can't blame "married". I could be on death row and never have that situation".
5. Boker: children woke up at 5am.
6. Boker, after 2 hours of BBC prime Balamory, Tikabilla, Big cook little cook (welcome to our café!): went out with a bike and a coquinet.
7. Boker: 60 seconds after leaving front of building: me pushing bike and holding the damned coquinet.
8. Boker: Went to the token arab friends house, ate, all went to other friends house, ate
9. Afternoon: 5 hours and lots of food later, walked back home with tired 20 kilo potato sack on shoulders.
10. Later, that afternoon: Lower back thrown out.
11. Even later that afternoon: Stagger home to chirpy fasting husband who has slept 18 hours, and played computer games for 3.
12. Later still that afternoon: Pack son off to bet Knesset with husband.
13. Even later still that afternoon (what the hell? Will this day never end?): Remain at home to hobble around tidying up nuclear fallout area known as MY HOUSE.
14. Shofar. About. Effing. Time.

15. Eat finishing meal with husband, kids and mother-in-law who brings her trusty corn quiche that I have never loved but am obliged to eat some of.